Movie Type
The Fearless
Doesn't scream. Researches demons.
You watch horror alone. In the dark. Voluntarily. You judge jump scares like an Olympic official and whisper "don't go in there" while paying exactly for them to go in there. Afterwards you sleep like a baby. Allegedly.
Fear isn't a bug to you, it's the feature. You're hunting for the film that actually gets you, and are almost disappointed when it fails. Horror is your gym for the nerves, and you train regularly.
How to spot this type
- Jump-scare judgeYou score jump scares like a judge: build-up, timing, drop.
- Basement-hallway commentator'Don't go down there!' You commentate every bad decision, out loud.
- Sleeps fine. Allegedly.You're totally fine after the film, you say, and leave the hallway light on.
Signature films
Four films this type can't resist