For you, cinema is a sport: car chases, close combat, a countdown running out far too fast. Character development is fine, as long as it happens between two stunts. If your palms are dry when the credits roll, it wasn't a good movie.
How to spot this type
- Pulse above 120Resting heart rate is for other people. You measure a good film in beats per minute.
- Explosion connoisseurYou can tell a practical fireball from a CGI one at a glance, and you have opinions about it.
- Lives in row 1The bigger the screen and the closer the seat, the better: inside the action, not just watching it.
Signature films
Four films this type can't resist
